Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) What’s so funny about peace, love and understanding? Loads, really. Laugh it up this month!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) It takes people to run a government and keep a city moving forward. Ideologies can’t run shit.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Never in your wildest dreams will you expect what’s happening next week. It wouldn’t be fun if you did.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) The gossip is deep in the marble tomb of City Hall. While you enjoy the smokin’-in-the-boys-room feel to it all, it’s getting stale. Fly above the rhetoric by sticking your thumbs in your ears and flapping your fingers back and forth.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Do you smell that salty air, water sign? That’s a storm blowing in from the coast. Watch for sailboats on the horizon, starfish in the skies.
Aries (March 21-April 19) You will feel a strong urge to speak gibberish in the coming weeks. Those around you will feel a strong urge to clean your clock. Stay strong and practice ducking.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Some days you’re the turd. Other days you’re the toilet bowl. But more often you’re just the guy with the plunger.
Gemini (May 21-June 20) The bills are piling up at your other address. Look to old doors for relief.
Cancer (June 21-July 22) This is your month of passion. Make sure to wear lots of purple.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Bless your lucky stars. Not all have the brilliance that you’ve tapped into. The Emerald City is in sight. Cash in on that invention. You’ve got the green light!
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Make every week count! Support Street Roots going weekly.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) The weird shall inherit the Earth and then the hard work will really start. Muscle up.