By Winona Chickensworth, Staff Writer
Several Portlanders have voiced concern about being able to afford the increase in water rates, but were happy to be able to take new bike paths to social-service agencies offering assistance for their water bills.
“It’s a mixed blessing,” says Debbie, a mother of two. “We have had to move some things around and my two kids aren’t going to have access to things like food or running water all the time, but we’re willing to risk those things for a healthier city.”
City officials say that a $3.18 increase for water and sewer rates will go a long way. One official says, “More trees and bioswales mean a healthier planet for people of means who can afford to be green.”
Asked if officials were concerned about the projected increase in assistance requests by poor and working families, one insider at City Hall said, “Look, we can’t be all things to all people, and if families are preoccupied with how their kids are going to bathe and use the restroom, than I would have to question their commitment to a place like Portlandia. We have set up a special bike path with bioswales that will allow people to ride safely to energy assistance locations and unemployment service. We’re a city that values treating people fairly.”
SR asked City Commissioner Randy Leonard to comment on the increase in water rates.
“I’m not going to answer that question,” says Leonard. “I will say that I really think the new ‘Water House’ from the Water Bureau will have a long-lasting impact. It’s nice.”
Asked if the water bureau would be increasing their energy assistance pool to help the growing number of people needing help, a spokesperson said, “Yes, in the summer we’re going to work in partnership with the Parks Bureau and offer a “Bath’n’ Slide” for kids 16 and under. We’re calling it the “Summer of Hygiene and Savings.” We’re not about to turn our faucets off to those in need.”
Cycling and environmental programs funded by the increase water rates will be tabling and offering free bike safety classes during the summer “Bath’n’Slide” events.
.Note: SR writes a satirical edition of the paper each April 1.